Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Barbaric mother

Me: "I've sent off for the tickets for your jazz concert so you'll have to play in it"
Ethan: "What if I crack my head open?"
Me:"Then we'll get it sewn up."
Ethan:"What if the operation is on the same day."
Me:"They won't operate on a Saturday. And anyway if you have blood pouring out of your head during the concert, the jazz people won't mind. It'll be something to add interest."
Ethan:"My mum's barbaric."

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