"Er no, I thought that was next week."
I knew I'd seen an email about a non uniform day for Children in Need and I knew Children in Need was today. I also knew Ethan was going to school in normal clothes today.
I checked the email.
It is next week.
"As you were. It's next week. That's stupid because it's on the wrong day."
Dave piped up "Hannah, Mum just tried to get you a detention."