You may be aware that I live next to a building site.
You may not know that the police have knocked on the door in the past to ask about thefts from the site. We hadn't seen anything but we have been keeping our eyes open in case there's a repeat performance.
Today was Sunday and the planning permission that has been granted prohibits work on the site on a Sunday and yet, as I was putting the rubbish out in the back garden I heard noises from the site.
I knew that both entrances to the site were locked. I also knew that the Portakabin that the builders use for frequent tea-making wasn't open.
I hopped onto a bench and looked over what remains of our garden wall and the temporary barrier the builders have constructed. I couldn't see anything, but I could definitely hear something.
What should to do?
I guessed that nobody was being murdered because I couldn't hear screaming. I figured the noises were being caused by one of three things:
1. Thieving scum
2. Young people mucking around on a building site. Dangerous.
3. Builders. Shouldn't be there but harmless.
I thought the third option was unlikely because whoever was there wasn't behaving like the Monday-Saturday builders: gates locked, Portakabin closed, no loud swearing. The balance of probabilities indicated I needed to call the police.
I dialled 101 and, after waiting an age once I'd been put through to the control room, I explained things just as I have here.
About three minutes later two police cars turned up and there was a knock at the door. A mountain of a police officer wanted to jump over our wall until he found it was a wobbly and unstable wall. I helped him and a couple of his colleagues find the easy access for those with a slim frame.
As the occupants of the first two cars were tentatively making their way onto the site, two more cars turned up. I think it might have been a slow crime day in Brentwood.
About ten minutes later I got the lowdown. Three Romanian builders were a bit surprised to discovered by Brentwood's best blue line.
The police officers said I should call again if I see or hear anything suspicious. They said I did the right thing.
So next time there's activity on the site when there shouldn't be, I'll be calling 101.