I'm offered breakfast.
"Hot or cold?" I'm asked.
"What's the difference? " I reply.
"One's hot and one's cold."
I knew that. What made her think I couldn't figure out that one of the differences was temperature?
One, it transpires is a full English breakfast and one has fruit and yoghurt. I could have assumed a multitude of variations which is why I asked the question.
I chose cold.