New Years unresolutions

If I were the sort of person that had resolve, drive, ambition and commitment then these are the resolutions I might make:

• Get some cosmetic surgery - this won't happen because I'm a wimp.
• Diet and exercise to lose a stone and keep the weight off - this won't happen because I like food and lack the mental energy required.
• Don't lose my temper with anyone - no chance as this is genetically programmed in.
• Keep the house tidy - well I would except that I know I won't.

I think you get the idea. I am open to New Year resolution suggestions though. Maybe you can think of something worthy that I might be able to achieve.