Wednesday 18 April 2007

Bathtime

Hannah and Ethan are running around naked while the bath is running. Hannah points to Ethan's manhood and says "Don't you point that thing at me."

I think her parents are to blame.


Hannah asks me about one of the rubber ducks in the bath.

"Mummy, is this a tufted duck?"

I think her ornithologist Grandma has had an influence.

When I confirm it is a tufted duck she says "But it's yellow."

"It's a pretend duck Hannah, not a real one."

Undeterred she asks "Is it a female?"

I'm sure I didn't know the word female until I was at least eight years old.

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