Tuesday 27 November 2007

DNA can help

Another idea for the anti-smoking lobby to adopt...

The entire population should have their DNA stored and so should visitors to the UK.

Cigarette litter ought to be DNA tested when it has been discarded with disregard.

Match litter bug DNA with DNA database and then prosecute. Obviously cigarette vendors would have a "Get out of jail free" card.

A bit of bird for fag boys and girls might just teach them to drop the filthy habit and not to drop their filthy fag ends or packet wrapping and boxes.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

People don't want to let the government store their fingerprints let alone their DNA.

I say collect dog DNA with every dog license (yes every dog should need a license). Use it to verify dog poo.

Butts or Shit - which would you rather step in?

Ann Cardus said...

I'd say do both. All human and dog DNA.

I have no problem with my DNA on a database.

But I do have a problem with fag ends and associated paraphernalia and dog shit littering our streets.