I think I've unearthed another way to rid the land of stinking foul smoke from cigarettes.
It's unlawful to carry an offensive weapon - see the 1996 Offensive Weapons Act for details.
I think carrying a lit cigarette qualifies someone as carrying an offensive weapon. I've lost track of the times I've had to avoid a cigarette end which, in between puffs, carries a temperature of 800 degrees. If I were to carry a hot poker around with me I would be contravening the Offensive Weapons Act, so why not with a cigarette?
This of course does not even consider the poisonous toxins that are being forced upon me by proximity to the smoker.
What do you think? An idea with legs?
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