The things kids say

Recently, in a restaurant on holiday, there was a young waiter attending to our table who was bald but had a beard.

Ethan said to the waiter "You've got no hair."

We died from embarrassment. I don't know why. He was only stating a fact.

The waiter had more of a sense of humour and replied "Oh no! Where's it gone? Where's my hair gone?"

Hannah joined the conversation with "It's on your chin" in a tone that implied he must be joking because it was obvious his hair was on his chin.